Catholics and politics

His excellency Bishop Robert McElroy (Aux. D. San Francisco) reportedly addressed “a diverse group of political players … [gathered] at Georgetown University to discuss the moral implications of partisanship”:

McElroy noted that the founders were deeply suspicious of partisanship, or what they called “faction.” They thought parties were necessarily divisive and there is no shortage of echoes of those early American criticisms today. Gridlock is everywhere, and it is attitudinal as well as structural. “Party pressure can distort legislators’ perception of the common good,” [he] said.
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He urged Catholics to risk becoming “insurgents within their own parties,” challenging party orthodoxy when it conflicts with Catholic social teaching, leavening public discussion, and reminding all political actors that “the moral end of politics is the achievement of the common good in society.”

McElroy articulated six principles to help Catholics estimate the proper sense of values in assessing political partisanship:

  • First, parties are called to reflect broad participation in the political process, and this must take precedence over electoral advantage. One thinks of the voter-suppression efforts in some states, all justified by the false claims of widespread voter fraud.
  • Second, political culture must recognize the role of conscience for legislators, and this must trump party loyalty.
  • Third, McElroy called on politicians to examine structures that create gridlock.
  • The fourth item on McElroy’s list was vital: There is “great social peril in the fact that our party structures track with racial and ethnic divisions.”
  • His fifth principle was that parties must find ways to avoid being dominated by money, a theme that came up later in the night with the panel of political participants.
  • Finally, the bishop closed on an upbeat note, urging both parties to bring their noble history to a new generation of voters. 1

I have written several times about the intersection of Catholicism and politics. 2 I have also written about the relationship between politics in the superficial sense and the deeper psychological structures that undergird them. 3 In this post, I will offer three pieces of context, and some brief comments on Bp. McElroy’s observations.


First, a party is a barycenter; it is what lies at the center of a dance of people and ideas who are like-minded on one or more issues that join them around common axes, even though they may be diverse in their other views. Just as the barycenter exists because of the people and the ideas, however, and is in that sense their slave, the people and the ideas orbit the barycenter, and are in that sense its captive. And because a party is a system, it is subject to the pressures and tendencies common to systems. 4 In particular, parties develop inertias and programs that, as a kind of social contract, person A feels (or should feel) bound to support even if they do not feel strongly about it, because persons B, C, and n, who do feel strongly about it, reciprocally offer support for the items that are important to person A even though they in turn don’t feel strongly about that. These kinds of reciprocal, tacit, cross-factional arrangements are what make and bind together viable political parties.

Second, this logrolling/social-contract character is like, but distinct from, partisanship. Partisanship, in the sense of “following the party line” rather than “doing what’s right,” is a chimera; it is reflected by the quote of then-Senator John F. Kennedy: “Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer but the right answer.” 5 That’s a nice sentiment, but it’s rhetoric not reality. Democrats don’t support the Democratic answer because it’s the Democratic answer any more than Republicans support the Republican answer because it’s the Republican answer. We all support the answers that we support because we think they’re the right answers; the reason that we’re divided into Democrats and Republicans is precisely because we disagree on what the right answer is! Attempts to take the politics out of politics are always driven aground by their basic failure to understand the origin and nature of political division.

Third, it’s important to note that political views and policy opinions tend to rest on deep political dispositions. Not long ago, a piece was written urging that we ought to be Catholics before we are “liberals” or “conservatives.” I saw the sense that the author was going for, which was “we should be Catholics first and republicans and democrats second,” which is, like Kennedy’s line, more sentimental than useful, but it struck me that in a deeper sense, that’s like saying that we ought to be Catholics before we are introverts or extroverts, or that we ought to be Catholics before we are blue-eyed or brown-eyed. The foundational psychologies that make us conservatives or liberals at the conscious, political level can just as well be labeled conserservative and liberal, and we can’t be anything before those things. They are the apparatus upon which our perception of the world and everything in it rest, and you can no more have views on religion apart from them than you can have views on color apart from being color-blind vel non. I am a Catholic in large part because I am a conservative—not on the crass political level and because the Catholic Church agrees with my agenda (it doesn’t, as McElroy’s comments demonstrate), but rather in the sense that tradition and continuity are important to me at a visceral level, and so, having realized that the Catholic Church traced its roots all the way back to that fateful day in Cæsaria Phillipi, that really loaded the dice as I tried to figure out, having become a Christian, which Christian sect’s truth claims were correct. 6 It seems highly improbable that a conservative would be attracted to the idea that we should abandon a tradition of some 1500 years and instead synthesize a new version of the tradition based upon a free-wheeling inquiry into what is touted as its foundational text.


Given these considerations, I am skeptical of the enterprise of separating politics from politics and beliefs from beliefs. That brings us to a point where we may comment on McElroy’s observations.

McElroy assumes that voter ID laws are about partisan advantage and may reasonably be termed “voter-suppression efforts.” He thinks that the only justification proffered for them is the “false” claim of “widespread voter fraud.” He is wrong on every particular. Voter ID laws can indeed be justified on the basis of concerns about voter fraud, and those concerns that are not false but well-documented and frequent. They may well have partisan advantage. But what motivates those laws, and what would justify them even if one could not document fraud—which means that the existence vel non of fraud is irrelevant—is the state’s interest in ensuring the integrity of the ballot and thus the public’s confidence in the ballot.

McElroy professes his adherence to the notion of “broad participation in the political process.” I disagree. I think that the optimal situation is that everyone is well-informed and everyone votes; I do not think that the next-best alternative is “everyone votes, regardless of ability, desire, or knowledge.” I do not believe in making it easier to vote; to the contrary, I think it has been made entirely too easy. We will get a better quality of participation if we increase the voting age to 21, eliminate same-day registration, and return to the traditional one-day voting with narrow exceptions for those who can document their physical absence or inability to reach the polls on that day.

McElroy thinks that legislators must be free to follow their conscience—free, that is, of the baneful influence of the party whip. If this analysis has any bite, it is in those situations where person A (recalling the setup in my first note above) is not simply uninterested in person B’s agenda, but considers it gravely wrong. That is surely what Washington envisioned when his Farewell Address says warns of partisans who

“organize faction, to give it an artificial and extraordinary force; to put, in the place of the delegated will of the nation the will of a party, often a small but artful and enterprising minority of the community; and, according to the alternate triumphs of different parties, to make the public administration the mirror of the ill-concerted and incongruous projects of faction, rather than the organ of consistent and wholesome plans digested by common counsels and modified by mutual interests.”

In those situations, yes, by all means, it is partisanship to ignore one’s conscience. But in practice, I think that happens only rarely, because again, parties are aggregations of like-minded people, and because conscious political views are rooted in fundamental psychologies, like-minded people tend to (big shock) think alike. And, indeed, to think that their plans are common counsels and mutual interest. 

(Concededly, the GOP is an unusual case, because it comprises both liberals and conservatives, even if our liberals are apt to call themselves “libertarians,” and do not understand the intellectual provenance of their own views. In that kind of party, it may well happen (as happened with the revelations of the NSA program—operation Insight or whatever it was called—that person A truly and profoundly disagrees with person B. 7)

McElroy has some nerve quoting the founders (specifically, James Madison in Federalist 10) on faction and then “call[ing] on politicians to examine structures that create gridlock.” The founders designed our Constitution to be gridlocked. (And did so over Madison’s objections, mind you: Our Constitution is not Madison’s “Virginia Plan.”) McElroy doesn’t understand this; his comments presuppose that the purpose of the federal legislative process is to legislate; it is not. It is to not legislate. The system is designed precisely to make legislating slow and difficult, to set up dams and canals that route the passions of the moment and the inevitable floods of stupid legislative ideas through long journeys during which time they may be cleaned and cooled. Gridlock is a feature, not a bug. Congress is not designed to pass legislation but to stop bad legislation, and “bad” is a very subjective idea.

I agree with McElroy’s that it is unhealthy that “our party structures track with racial and ethnic divisions,” and I look forward to his constructive criticism of the black and latino communities for the way that they treat black and latino conservatives. McElroy should ask Clarence Thomas about this.


  1. Michael Sean Winters, Catholics need to risk being political party insurgents, The National Catholic Reporter, May 21, 2014, (last visited June 10, 2014).
  2. In re the firearms debate II, 4 MPA __ (2014); In re the firearms debate, 3 MPA __ (2013); Episcopal competence and the public policy nexus, redux, 2 MPA 46 (2012); Episcopal competence and silence, 2 MPA 4; Catholic social teaching and public policy, 1 MPA 151 (2012); Is it time for a Catholic political party?, 1 MPA 43.
  3. The NSA programs, 3 MPA __ (2013); The day after, 2 MPA 223 (2012).
  4. See generally John Gall, Systemantics (1975).
  5. (citing Speech at Loyola College Alumni Banquet, Baltimore, MD, Feb. 18, 1958, Senate Files, box 899, John F. Kennedy Presidential Library.).
  6. See The Catholic Proposition, 2 MPA __; __, 2 MPA 1.
  7. Refer to my post on the NSA programs.

In re the firearms debate, redux

I last wrote about Catholics and guns in 2013. 1 Kathy Schiffer notes a new book, “My Parents Open-Carry,” and asks for thoughts on gun policy. 2 I should note at the outset that I am uncomfortable with propaganda aimed at children, and this book trips the propaganda alarm for me, even though I favor exposing Americans to guns and teaching them about firearms safety from approximately 1st grade on up.

That said: So the question posed is: “Do you support tighter restrictions on gun ownership? If yes, would you prohibit ownership of handguns by private citizens? [If no,] …. what limits would you impose?” It seems to me that any gun policy has to take account of reality; you wouldn’t think that it would be necessary to say something so obvious, but neither side of this debate operates on anything close to reality.

The reality is this: The Second Amendment exists and has profound implications for the situation of guns in America and what we can do about them that make the experience of foreign countries entirely inapposite. It also means (despite the fervent desire of the left that this not be so) that guns are and will continue to be pervasive, and we can’t do anything about that, so the question is how we respond. At the same time, however (despite the fervent desire of the right that it do so), the Second Amendment does not forbid all regulations on guns. It doesn’t, for example, prohibit background checks. It may or may not forbid bans on specific kinds of weapons or ownership by specific categories of persons.

Thus, the question becomes: What regulations could we enact that would be wise and also consistent with the second amendment?

The problem is that America isn’t ready to have an adult conversation about that. I am of the view that the next step should probably be to reenact the Clinton-era Assault Weapons Ban, which is probably (but not certainly) constitutional, and small-bore stuff like closing the so-called “gun-show loophole.” And that is not because I think that those things will work, but because every time there is a gun-related tragedy, our brethren on the left insist that if we would only do those things, the mass-shootings would stop. So we should cut them a deal: We will reenact the AWB for five years, but when it fails, it won’t be renewed, and the discussion will move on, once and for all.

At that point, we may be able to address the question in a sensible manner. Without getting too far into the “wisdom” side of it, I might note that there are several examples where measures that could be characterized as “gun control” would not infringe the Second Amendment. Background checks and registration requirements might serve as examples. As to the former, background checks have to be constitutional unless you think that the Second Amendment doesn’t allow government to exclude anyone from firearms ownership: If the government may ban the insane from owning firearms, it may inquire as to the sanity of a purchaser. 3 As to the latter, to take a first amendment analogy, the government may not abridge the right to a press by throttling ink, the instrumentality without which the press is useless (so holds Minneapolis Star & Tribune Co. v. Minnesota Commissioner of Revenue), but that doesn’t mean that they can’t require registration of the presses. In both instances, the amendments prohibit suppression of the right, not the taking of steps that might be helpful should the government later decide to violate the right.

Heller was also at pains to point out that “nothing in [this] opinion should be taken to cast doubt on … laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms,” all of which could be described as “gun control” measures. Again, the first amendment supplies an analogy: Reasonable restrictions on time, place, and manner do not abridge First Amendment rights, so analogous restrictions likely do not abridge Second Amendment rights.

More abstractly, just as the First Amendment’s protection of “the right”—note the definite article—”to free speech” presupposes an understood content to that right, one that never included obscenity which is therefore not protected by the First Amendment, so also the Second Amendment’s protection is cabined by both the original understanding of “the right”—note the definite article—”to keep and bear arms” and by the language of the amendment. Thus, for example, there is room to debate whether it protects access to a weapon that cannot be “borne”: Does the literal language of the text “and bear” prevail, or do you treat the text “keep and bear arms” as a unit reference to that preexisting right? Those are up for debate. I have my own opinion, and so does everyone else, but it’s a debatable point. Does the amendment protect weapons that are qualitatively-different from those that the framers anticipated? Again, I have my own opinion, and so does everyone else, but it’s a debatable point.

So there are several measures that fall under the broad rubric of “gun control” that might be constitutionally-valid. Doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re good ideas, doesn’t necessarily mean that we can do them, politically, but they are permissible responses.


  1. In re the firearms debate, 3 MPA __ (2013).
  2. Schiffer, A New Teaching Tool in the Gun Control Debate, Seasons of Grace, Aug. 14, 2014, (last visited Aug. 24, 2014).
  3. Heller noted the “presumptive[]” validity of “longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill” and warned that “nothing in our opinion should be taken to cast doubt on” them. District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 626-27 n.26 and accompanying text (2008).

An ersatz homily for the 21st Sunday in Ordinary Time, cycle A

Today’s gospel reading, Matthew, chapter 16, verses 13 et seq., presents the passage that divides the Christians from the Jesusists.

Today, as in those days, there was dispute over just who this Jesus fellow might be. In those days, some said that he was John the Baptist, others Elijah, still others Jeremiah or one of the prophets. I don’t think that the point here is that they thought that Jesus was actually the reincarnation of Jeremiah, or that John the Baptist, after his beheading by Herod (Mt 14:3-10), had sort of possessed the man whom he had publicly baptized only shortly before (Mt 3:13-15). Rather, I think the point is that “the man in the street” thought that Jesus might be a prophet, a wise teacher, a holy man, and so on. Today’s reading answers the question: He may be a wise teacher and a holy man and so on, but that is not what matters: What matters is that He is the Christ, the messiah, the son of the living God. It isn’t an exaggeration to say that this is the confession, the truth, on which Christianity stands or falls.

It’s also a hard saying (cf. Jn 6:60), and I don’t think I’m being unfair in suggesting that there are people today who say Jesus is a wise teacher, a holy man, perhaps a prophet, but no more, and certainly not something as threatening as the Christ who, should he exist, would imply the existence of God Almighty. This is the confession of an ersatz faith that might call itself Christianity, but isn’t, because it substitutes an acknowledgement of Jesus for a confession of Christ.

We might call this alternative religion “Jesusism.” Although Jesusism probably has almost as many variants as believers, I think that we might perceive its central tenets: Jesus was a nice man and a wise teacher who was really nice to people and said some wise things. He had a special understanding of a divine power that we might call “god” (although she—Jesusists are keen on the feminine pronoun—has gone by many names through history). He was ultimately killed by the Romans because he worked for social justice and sought to change the status quo. Naturally, the Jesusists are very keen on doing what Jesus would have done—especially that last part about changing the status quo, no matter what the predicate situation!—and imagining what Jesus might have said about modern social phenomena. That’s a tough task in which they are hindered by their internal disagreements on what exactly Jesus said: While the Jesusists all acknowledge the existence of the Bible, and while they all understand that it was written in a specific time and must therefore be corrected by our subsequently-accumulated wisdom (!), and while they all realize that it has been corrupted and interpolated by organized religion since it was written (!)—the Jesusists themselves, of course, aren’t religious, boo, hiss, because religion is a patriarchal opiate, but they are very spiritual—they nevertheless disagree among themselves on exactly how to correct these issues and on which sayings of Jesus are authentic. Naturally, they soft-pedal today’s reading, because the messiah of Israel doesn’t fit into Jesus-as-a nice-man-ism. (They also tend to insist that the commission Jesus promises Peter is a later interpolation—but it must have been added very early in the Church’s history to escape any variance in the manuscript history, and since they also insist that the papacy in the form in support of which this passage is often adduced was unknown to the same early church, you have to wonder why it might have been added.)

You can’t even really call it heresy. If you take out the “Christ” part, including anything fundamental that is implied and understood within that part, the predicate for calling it heresy disappears: It’s really not even a Christian heresy any more. It becomes an entirely different “religion,” constructed centuries after the fact on dry texts. 

So let’s not have any of this soft humanism masquerading as religion. (Cf. Chesterton, Orthodoxy 136-37 (1909).) Let us instead confess, with Peter, that Jesus is the Christ, the son of the living God, and order our lives accordingly.

Ordinatio sacerdotalis and its limits

This year, many Catholics celebrated or lamented the twentieth anniversary of St. John Paul II’s apostolic letter Ordinatio sacerdotalis, in which the Holy Father settled the question of whether the Church is able to ordain women. Nunc sicut tunc, the spotlight falls onto the question because of moves in the Anglican communion: Now, because of the Church of England’s decision to ordain women to its episcopate, 1 and then, as in the 1970s, because of Anglican moves to ordain them to the presbyterate. 2 This move set Rome and Canterbury at loggerheads, 3 ecumenicists atwitter, 4 and was causing controversy within the Church. It still does, of course, but with the publication of Ordinatio sacerdotalis, that controversy became illicit.

The holding of Ordinatio sacerdotalis determines, infallibly, 5 as an article of faith for all Catholics, that the Catholic Church has no authority to ordain women to the priesthood. Period. While its magisterial force is often questioned by those who would prefer that the question be open (or settled in the other direction), we can say that its holding—infallibility is not dispensed in gross 6—was given infallibly because it meets the objective criteria for such. The First Vatican Council held, inter alia, that a pope speaks infallibly when he speaks ex cathedra regarding faith or morals. 7 And it supplies objective criteria by which it may be discerned whether a holding is ex cathedra: A pope so speaks “when, [1] in the exercise of his office as shepherd and teacher of all Christians, [2] in virtue of his supreme apostolic authority, [3] he defines a doctrine concerning faith or morals to be held by the whole Church….” 8 There can be no reasonable doubt that all three prerequisites are met by the holding of Ordinatio sacerdotalis, and that it was therefore an ex cathedra statement. 9 And being such, it is infallible if it addressed a question of faith or morals, which, in terms, it did. It would be only slightly more clear had St. John Paul II added “and yes, by the way, this is an ex cathedra statement on faith.”

It must be noted at this juncture that the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith takes a different position. That congregation was formally asked to determine “[w]hether the teaching … presented in … Ordinatio Sacerdotalis [is] to be held definitively, is to be understood as belonging to the deposit of faith.” Their answer was :

This teaching requires definitive assent, since, founded on the written Word of God, and from the beginning constantly preserved and applied in the Tradition of the Church, it has been set forth infallibly by the ordinary and universal Magisterium. Thus, in the present circumstances, the Roman Pontiff, exercising his proper office of confirming the brethren, has handed on this same teaching by a formal declaration, explicitly stating what is to be held always, everywhere, and by all, as belonging to the deposit of the faith. 10

This might be rich soil for ecclesiologists and philosophers to till, but for normal Catholics and practical purposes, it’s just soil. Whether Ordinatio sacerdotalis settles the question infallibly by an exercise of the extraordinary magisterium or merely notes that the question has been settled infallibly by the ordinary and universal magisterium is a distinction without a difference: Either way, the question has been settled infallibly, and clearly. 

But it is equally clear that Ordinatio sacerdotalis has limits which are often crashed through by well-meaning apologists. It has nothing whatsoever to say about lay leadership positions within the Church, or leadership positions of any kind or label in non-Catholic ecclesial groups. Female cardinals lie beyond its scope, 11 and if a presbyterian church were to appoint women as elders and then decided to label its elders “bishops,” Ordinatio sacerdotalis would have nothing to say about that, either. It addresses the Catholic priesthood, the sacramental priesthood, the order of Melchizedeck; that, of its nature, is confined to what Dominus Iesus conceives of as “valid Churches,” which have preserved apostolic succession, not “ecclesial groups” no matter what they call their (in fact) lay leaders. 12

Moreover, Ordinatio sacerdotalis has nothing to say about the permanent diaconate. It speaks only to the priesthood—yet deacons “receive the imposition of hands ‘not unto the priesthood, but unto the ministry.” 13 It seems logical that if women cannot be ordained as priests they cannot be ordained as deacons, but the question remains formally open. There is an instructive legal comparison: After the Supreme Court decided Hobby Lobby v. Burwell, the questions asked, naturally, were: “What does this mean? What happens next?” To answer that, you have to break it into three separate questions. First, what’s next for Hobby Lobby and Conestoga Wood Specialties, the parties to the case, and those whose situation is absolutely, indisputably on all fours with them? Second, what’s next for those whose situation is substantially similar, but not identical, to Hobby Lobby and Conestoga Wood Specialties (i.e. closely-held corporations with expressed religious views), situations that we might say to be “within the compass of the decision’s logic”? And third, what’s next for everyone else, being beyond the compass of the decision’s logic? Potential plaintiffs in category two may certainly file suit and cite Hobby Lobby, but it’s not certain that they will prevail. Similarly here: It would seem to me that deacons are within the compass of Ordinatio sacerdotalis‘ logic. But as gun-rights advocates have been aggrieved to discover since District of Columbia v. Heller, it does not necessarily follow that their notion of what is within the compass of the decision’s logic and the court’s notion thereof line up.

So there will never be female priests in the Catholic sense, but until the western schism is brought to a close, we have to recognize that there are in fact lay leaders of protestant groups that use titles that we reserve to the priesthood, titles that mean something different to those groups and thus may be more capacious. And we also have to be a little more modest, and a little more precise, about what Ordinatio sacerdotalis holds.


  1. See Simon Dodd, The Church of England approves women bishops, 4 MPA __ (2014), available at
  2. See generally Lambeth Commission on Communion, The Windsor Report 2004 14-15 (2005).
  3. Paul VI, Letter to Archbishop of Canterbury Donald Coggin, 68 AAS 599 (1976).
  4. E.g. id. (“We must regretfully recognize that a new course taken by the Anglican Communion in admitting women to the ordained priesthood cannot fail to introduce into this dialogue an element of grave difficulty which those involved will have to take seriously into account”).
  5. But see Simon Dodd, The Catholic Proposition, 2 MPA 80, 136 n.122 (2012) (noting with approval the observation of Ladislas Orsy, SJ, that “’infallible’ was an infelicitous label for that charism, and ‘definition’ an infelicitous label for the means through which it is exercised, insofar as both are likely to breed misunderstanding. [Orsy] prefers the more cumbersome term ‘fidelity to the revelation’ for the former and ‘determination’ for the latter”).
  6. Sharp-eyed readers will note the use of the legal notions of “holding” and “dicta.” While the labels are imposed, the substance is received; in an instructive example, the Catholic Encyclopedia notes:

    The subject matter of infallibility, or supreme judicial authority, is found in the definitions and decrees of councils [i.e. the holding], and in them alone, to the exclusion of the theological, scientific, or historical reasons upon which they are built up [i.e. the dicta]. These represent too much of the human element, of transient mentalities, of personal interests to claim the promise of infallibility made to the Church as a whole; it is the sense of the unchanging Church that is infallible, not the sense of individual churchmen of any age or excellence, and that sense finds expression only in the conclusions [i.e. holdings] of the council approved by the pope.

    The Catholic Encyclopedia: General councils, (1908).

  7. Dog. Con. Pastor æternus6 Acta Sanctæ Sedis 40, 41 (1st Vat. Co., 1870).
  8. Id. It is the third prong of this on which we may say that the Catechism of the Catholic Church is not infallible: Although promulgated by an Apostolic Constitution, 1992’s Fidei depositum, as “a sure and authentic reference text for teaching catholic doctrine,” it intends to recapitulate existing teaching, and does not set out to answer a disputed and concrete question that might focus the papal mind and give rise to a careful and precise definition.
  9. Advocates for women’s ordination are apt to pretzel themselves on this question, concurrently insisting on two contradictory positions: That John Paul intended to squelch the debate, and did everything in his power to do so, but did not give Ordinatio sacerdotalis ex cathedra or understand it to be infallible. See, e.g., Jamie Manson, The women’s ordination movement is about much more than women priests, The National Catholic Reporter, May 22, 2014, (last visited Aug. 19, 2014).
  10. (emphasis added) (citations omitted).
  11. The fatal problem with appointing not just laywomen to the cardinalate but even laymen is the essential nature of the cardinalate. Those who say that the cardinalate is a human creation and may thus be modified by humans are right, but they miss the point: What have humans created? The cardinals are in origin, and remain in legal fiction, the senior clergy of the diocese of Rome. See, e.g., Eamon Duffy, Saints and Sinners: A History of the Popes 118 (3d ed. 2006). That is why the cardinals elect the bishop of Rome, the pope: It is a legacy of a time in which the clergy of the diocese elected their bishop that perdures in legal fiction today. See, e.g., Paul Collins, God’s New Man 115 (2005). It is why the cardinals, no matter where their actual see may be, have titular sees in the Roman diocese. See, e.g., Mildred Tuker & Hope Malleson, Rome 201 (1906). While it is merely a legal requirement that cardinals be a certain grade of clergy (a requirement that has fluctuated over time and sometimes been waived), it is in the nature of the cardinalate that the cardinals be clergymen, just as a gaggle is an aggregation of geese, be definition, and thus a goose and a cat are not a gaggle no matter how much they might wish to be. While lay curialists were in centuries past admitted to the cardinalate, very occasionally, this shows only that rare and abberational exceptions have been made before. See also Straight talk on altar girls, 1 MPA 81, 87 (2012).
  12. See generally Dec. Dominus Iesus (CDF, 2000).
  13. CCC¶1569 (quoting LG 29); accord St. Hippolytus, The Apostolic Tradition (circa AD215) (the deacon “is not ordained to the priesthood, but to serve the bishop and to fulfill the bishop’s command”).

In and out of the cafeteria

Father Dwight Longenecker writes some very sharp commentaries. His most recent is not one of them. 1 It is, alas, pretty stupid.

Fr. Longenecker says that “with Pope Francis the cafeteria Catholics are the conservatives,” but the equivalence is entirely false. Let’s start by understanding what we mean by “cafeteria catholic.” That term is an established pejorative with a well-understood meaning: It describes those who are in open, public, and systemic dissent from Catholic teaching: They reject the faith, or at least feel fee to create their own version of it, an à la carte ersatz catholicism by picking and choosing which bits of Catholicism they would take and which they would leave, while clinging to the label. 2 It is the actual rejection of the Catholic proposition or a pattern of behavior that is inconsistent with belief in such. 3 Longenecker knows this; in this very piece he acknowledges this meaning: The Cafeteria Catholics “pick and choose what bits of Catholicism they like[] and reject[] the bits they d[on't] like.” And he relied on the same definition in faulting cafeteria catholicism last May. 4

While cafeteria catholicism is associated with liberals, there is no particular reason why conservatives could not be cafeteria catholics. Certainly the seeds exist: There are individual issues on which some conservative Catholics are at odds with the Church, paradigmatically John Paul II’s teaching on the death penalty, and one might think that the SSPX provides the closest thing to an example. To be sure, those issues have nothing to do with Francis, whom they predate, and their scope is both narrower and shallower than the pervasive dissent that justified the “cafeteria catholic” label. (Again, cafeteria catholicism is not isolated single-issue dissent, but rather broad and systematic assertion of a freedom to pick and choose which doctrines one might follow.) But it’s not inconceivable that such a case could be made.

But Longenecker brings no such indictment. “They”—who, specifically?—”splutter and fume” at Francis. The mysterious they “disagree[s] with him about this and reject[s] his words about that,” “pick[s] him to pieces, refuse[s] to give him the benefit of the doubt and paint[s] him as a terrible pope.” Let’s suppose that all that is true: So what? The length and breadth of Longenecker’s accusation is that conservatives don’t seem to like Francis. So what? Whatever that may make they, it doesn’t make they a cafeteria catholic. It doesn’t even allege, let alone show, that they  rejects a teaching, let alone that they has made a broad-based rejection of teachings, or actually or constructively rejected the teaching authority itself. Saying that these allegations are a case that they is a cafeteria catholic is like saying that 2 + 2 = red. It doesn’t even rise to the respectability of being wrong.

So Longenecker fails to state a claim on the face of his post; nor is there any way to parse a viable claim out of what he does allege, i.e. they‘s supposed dislike of Francis. No teaching of the Catholic Church says that Catholics have to think that a pope is wise to grant a second interview to a man who twisted and misrepresented that pope’s words in a previous interview. 5 No teaching of the Catholic Church says that Catholics have to think that a pope has his priorities right, that everything he says is well-worded or felicitously-timed, or that he is a smart man, a good man, a virtuous man, or anything like that. 6  No teaching of the Church says that a pope is ex officio above approach—tell that to St. Catherine of Sienna! The Church does teach that we must obey the governing acts of a pope, being the supreme pastor of the Church—but Longenecker doesn’t allege that conservatives are disobedient to Francis, and neither does anyone else. The Church does teach that a “religious submission of mind and will must be shown in a special way to the authentic magisterium of the Roman Pontiff, even when he is not speaking ex cathedra; that is, it must be shown in such a way that his supreme magisterium is acknowledged with reverence, the judgments made by him are sincerely adhered to, according to his manifest mind and will” 7—but Longenecker doen’t allege that conservatives do not show a religious submission of mind and will to Francis’ authentic magisterium, and neither does anyone else. And of course, an ex cathedra judgment must be submitted to—but Francis has made none. In that regard, Longenecker has not even managed to make an accusation as serious as the pretty unserious accusation made by John Micklethwait and Adrian Wooldridge, who at least alleged an item on which conservative catholics were supposedly and could plausibly be in dissent, to wit the “war on terror.” 8 That was silly, but at least it stated a claim.  

The basic problem is this: Longenecker can only show that there is a broad trend toward a conservative cafeteria catholicism (as compared to narrow filaments and isolated pockets, at very most favorable) by relying on either (1) a false and contrived definition of cafeteria catholicism, or else (2) a wildly-inflated and ultramontanist view of that which is due to the papacy that is not actually reflective of Catholic doctrine. 9 As to the first, even if it were true that the treatment that Francis is getting from conservatives is “just like [what] the liberals did with Benedict,” it wasn’t their treatment of Benedict the Great or St. John Paul II that got them labelled as cafeteria catholics, so that theory is simply irrelevant. As to the second, Longenecker is free to be an ultramontane—that is a valid, permissible opinion in Catholic theology—but he is not free to fault people as cafeteria catholics if they don’t adhere to an opinion that goes beyond formal doctrine.

Because a cafeteria catholic is, by definition, a person who has a broad-based rejection of church teaching, and because Longenecker has failed to even allege any rejection of anything taught by the church, let alone that such a rejection is broad or deep, alas, his column is, as the kids say, #fail.


  1. Rev. Dwight Longenecker, The Rise of Conservative Cafeteria Catholicsism (sic.), Standing on My Head, July 31, 2014 (all web resources herein last visited Aug. 1, 2014).
  2. See, e.g., Gary Ferngren, Medicine and Religion 191 (2014); James Wehner, The Evangelization Equation 58 (2011); Jerome Baggett, Sense of the Faithful 24 (2009); Paul Lakeland, Church 83 (2009); John Allen, the Future Church 62 (2009) and All the Pope’s Men 200 (2004); Ari Goldman, Being Jewish 27 (2000); Eileen Flynn, Catholicism: Agenda for Renewal 121 (1994); Rev. Paul Duffner, Cafeteria Catholics, 46 The Rosary Light & Life, no. 4 (1993), available at Wikipedia places the term’s origin in the mid-80s and it has ever since been understood by everyone on every side of every debate to carry the described meaning and derivation
  3. See Simon Dodd, The Catholic Proposition, 2 MPA 80 (2012).
  4. Longenecker, What’s killing American Catholicism, part 3, Standing on my Head, May 7, 2013,
  5. The allusion is to Francis’ stunning decision to grant a second interview to an Italian journalist called Scalfari, who had previously provoked controversy by misreporting Francis’ words.
  6. Such a teaching would be laughed out of court if it were proposed, for the same reason that would be  a proposed teaching that the Holy Ghost chooses the pope through the conclave: The history of the papacy, as often sordid as saintly, alas, stands as an insuperable barrier to such claims. See generally John Julius Lord Norwich, Absolute Monarchs (2011).
  7. LG25.
  8. Micklethwait & Wooldridge, God is Back 203 (2009).
  9. Cf. Simon Dodd, The New Ultramontanes, 4 MPA __ (2014), available at

The Church of England approves women bishops

This week, the General Synod of the Church of England approved the appointment of women to the Anglican episcopate. “The synod’s House of Bishops voted in favor 37-2, with one abstention; the House of Clergy voted 172-25, with four abstentions; and the House of Laity voted 152-45, with five abstentions.” 1 “The Church of England [subsequently] said its first female bishop could be appointed by the end of the year.” 2 “Two years ago, a similar proposal failed narrowly due to opposition from traditionalist lay members, to the dismay of modernisers, the Church hierarchy and politicians.” 3


They are right to do so, but the reason why it’s right to do so requires explanation, and it unfortunately requires the suspension of a certain amount of otherwise-due tact. 4 Alas, we are awash in muddled thinking on this question, and so I feel obliged to bring clarity, even at the expense of being frank in order to do so.

The ecclesiastical decisions taken by a church or ecclesial community should be consistent with the internal logic of their beliefs. Relevant among Anglicanism’s beliefs are these: There is no ministerial priesthood and there is no sacrament of Holy Orders. 5 And because Anglicanism specifically denies the purpose for which the ministerial priesthood was founded by Christ, the confection of the Eucharist, 6 why would there be a need for such a priesthood and therefore a sacrament to constitute it? To be sure, Anglicanism refers to some of its ministries as “clerical” and provides a ceremony called “ordination,” and those are words that Catholicism uses,  but Anglicanism uses (and, given its substantive beliefs, must use) them to mean something other than that which Catholicism uses them to mean. 7

When a person is “ordained” to the Anglican “priesthood,” neither he nor the person “ordaining” him (or her) thinks it to mean that which a Catholic bishop would when “ordaining” a man to the “priesthood.” The same words, yes, but denominating different realities, almost as if homonyms. That’s why Anglican priests entering the Ordinariates are ordained: Precisely because he has not hitherto been “ordained” in the sense that we mean the term. (It might, tactfully, be called “re-ordination,” but that’s a social grace; there is no such thing as “re-ordination,” because the sacrament is irrevocable. 8)That doesn’t deny the fact that he went through a ceremony called “ordination,” but rather affirms the fact that something other than “ordination” (in the sense that we mean the term) was intended and effected when that happened.

And that’s critical in this case because it’s important to understand that the Catholic teaching on the impossibility of ordaining women to the priesthood presupposes the Catholic meaning of the words “ordain” and “priesthood.” Ordinatio sacerdotalis has no application here because Anglicans do not share those understandings. If a woman is “ordained” by an Anglican “bishop,” she is not a “priest” in the sense that Catholics use the word—but neither is a man so-ordained. That result follows inexorably from the Holy See’s 1898 decision in Apostolicae curae that Anglican orders are invalid: The problem isn’t that a woman so-ordained is a woman but that she hasn’t been ordained (in the Catholic sense). The quite different and separate question of whether or not she could be is the question governed by Ordinatio sacerdotalis.

As I have said, while Anglicanism uses traditional labels, they denominate something that is substantively different. It is tactless and unkind to put (but too helpful to avoid putting) it this baldly: All Anglican ministries are, in the Catholic understanding of those terms, lay ministries. And there is no theological obstacle to women serving in lay ministries. 9 It may help to illustrate it this way: Imagine that a Catholic diocese decided to give its chancellor the title “bishop.” Not, mind you, to ordain the chancellor as a bishop, but rather to simply give that officer the title “bishop.” That would be stupid and confusing, certainly, and one might fear that one’s bishop had gone a little bit Roger Cardinal Mahony,  but it would pose no obstacle to appointing a woman to the position, because there is no problem having a female chancellor, and the substance of the position is chancellor even if its label is “bishop.” In the same way, if the diocese decided to appoint lay administrators of parishes with vacant pastorships, it could appoint women as such administrators, and it would be neither here nor there whether they further decided to give those lay administrators the title “reverend.”

There is an important difference between label and substance, and in this case it strikes me as dispositive. The internal logic of Anglicanism poses no obstacle to the appointment of women as “bishops,” and where there is no such obstacle, it seems to me that tradition will not withstand the presumption of equality. 10. We know that women can carry out all the functions asked of Anglican priests and bishops, and we know that those are labels for offices quite different to the sacramental, ministerial sense in which Catholics use them, and so it is hard to see what the fuss is about.


I can subscribe to some, but not all, of what Father Alexander Lucie-Smith has said in his post on the subject. 11 When the Synod rejected the same motion two years ago, I pronounced it “a baffling turn of events,” 12 because as Fr. Lucie-Smith points out, “this move is long overdue. If women can be deacons, then they can be bishops, and they have been deacons for over two decades. The Church of England has at last caught up with itself.” One could maintain that women may be priests; one could maintain that women may not be priests; but it is incoherent, under any ecclesiology of which I am aware, to maintain that women can be priests but not bishops, 13 and so I agree with Lucie-Smith that “this latest step as it restores some sanity to the world. There was no earthly reason why that ‘stained glass ceiling’ was in place….”

Where I disagree with Lucie-Smith (and with the Catholic bishops of England and Wales) is the notion that this move imposes some new obstacle to reestablishment of communion between the Anglican Communion and Rome. The bishops say: “For the Catholic Church, the goal of ecumenical dialogue continues to be full visible ecclesial communion. Such full ecclesial communion embraces full communion in the episcopal office. The decision of the Church of England to admit women to the episcopate therefore sadly places a further obstacle on the path to this unity between us.” 14 And Lucie-Smith says: “[T]here is now a new (and, in human terms, insurmountable) obstacle to unity. Once, when I was in my youth, corporate reunion looked possible in my lifetime. Not any more.”

Nonsense. Any “reunion” was always going to mean re-absorption. If it was going to happen, it was going to look like Anglicanorum coetibus, and it was going to involve (with all the caveats and explanations tendered above) the “re”-ordination of the Anglican clergy. 15 Anyone who thought otherwise was living in a dreamworld.  And the reason for that has nothing to do with women bishops vel non, or even the original decision of the Church of England to start ordaining women. It is because the Church has expressly held that Anglicans have no valid orders and so no valid succession. Any possibility of “reunion” in the sense of the Church recognizing the Anglican clergy as valid in situ flew the coop not this week, nor two decades ago, but more than a century ago with promulgation of Apostolicæ curæ, the above-cited decision that Anglican orders are invalid:

[W]e ordered that the Anglican Ordinal, which is the essential point of the whole matter, should be once more most carefully examined. … [T]he words which until recently were commonly held by Anglicans to constitute the proper form of priestly ordination namely, “Receive the Holy Ghost,” certainly do not in the least definitely express the sacred Ordel of Priesthood (sacerdotium) or its grace and power, which is chiefly the power “of consecrating and of offering the true Body and Blood of the Lord” in that sacrifice which is no “bare commemoration of the sacrifice offered on the Cross.”

This form had, indeed, afterwards added to it the words “for the office and work of a priest,” etc.; but this rather shows that the Anglicans themselves perceived that the first form was defective and inadequate. But even if this addition could give to the form its due signification, it was introduced too late, as a century had already elapsed since the adoption of the Edwardine Ordinal, for, as the Hierarchy had become extinct, there remained no power of ordaining.

. . . .

The same holds good of episcopal consecration. For to the formula, “Receive the Holy Ghost”, not only were the words “for the office and work of a bishop”, etc. added at a later period, but even these, as we shall presently state, must be understood in a sense different to that which they bear in the Catholic rite.… So it comes to pass that, as the Sacrament of Order and the true sacerdotium of Christ were utterly eliminated from the Anglican rite, and hence the sacerdotium is in no wise conferred truly and validly in the episcopal consecration of the same rite, for the like reason, therefore, the episcopate can in no wise be truly and validly conferred by it, and this the more so because among the first duties of the episcopate is that of ordaining ministers for the Holy Eucharist and sacrifice.

. . . .

With this inherent defect of “form” is joined the defect of “intention” which is equally essential to the Sacrament. The Church does not judge about the mind and intention, insofar as it is something by its nature internal; but in so far as it is manifested externally she is bound to judge concerning it. A person who has correctly and seriously used the requisite matter and form to effect and confer a sacrament is presumed for that very reason to have intended to do (intendisse) what the Church does. On this principle rests the doctrine that a Sacrament is truly conferred by the ministry of one who is a heretic or unbaptized, provided the Catholic rite be employed. On the other hand, if the rite be changed, with the manifest intention of introducing another rite not approved by the Church and of rejecting what the Church does, and what, by the institution of Christ, belongs to the nature of the Sacrament, then it is clear that not only is the necessary intention wanting to the Sacrament, but that the intention is adverse to and destructive of the Sacrament.

. . . .

Wherefore, strictly adhering, in this matter, to the decrees of the pontiffs, our predecessors, and confirming them most fully, and, as it were, renewing them by our authority, of our own initiative and certain knowledge, we pronounce and declare that ordinations carried out according to the Anglican rite have been, and are, absolutely null and utterly void. 16

Thus, Apostolicæ curæ stands as an insuperable obstacle to the kind of reunion that it would seem that the English bishops and Lucie-Smith have in mind. No one seriously supposes that the Holy See would or could overrule it. And, crucially, it rested not merely on form but also intent, which precludes any objection that Apostolicæ curæ need not be overruled, but could instead be sidestepped by declaring that it judges only the situation as it existed in 1898 and insisting that today’s situation is distinguishable. But even if the form were corrected and the apostolic lineage rejuvenated (for example by having a Catholic or Orthodox bishop co-consecrate, Anglicanism would have to change its foundational ecclesiological beliefs in order for those ordinands to subsequently ordain (in the Catholic sense) another generation. So what, really, has changed this week?

Bluntly, last week, reunion in the sense of in situ recognition was impossible because the Church of England had bishops who could be validly-consecrated but weren’t; after this week, reunion in the sense of in situ recognition will be no more impossible—were impossibility to admit of degrees—because the Church of England may also have bishops who couldn’t be validly-consecrated. It follows that reunion today means the same thing that it meant last week: Ordination of those Anglican clergy who can and wish to be Catholic clergy. 


Lastly, one must add that no matter what anyone thinks of the result, the means by which it was obtained is ugly and no credit to anyone. Even if one believes in democracy, and even if one believes in applying it to ecclesiastical governance, it is surely a mockery of democracy to say “we are going to vote on this, and we will keep voting until you rubes vote the right way.”

Of course it is true that progressives never believe that anything is settled until it is decided in their favor, 17 but it is rare to see so naked and unembarrassed a demonstration of the principle, or one so hasty. The question was raised and defeated in 2012,  but “Anglican Archbishops Justin Welby of Canterbury and John Sentamu of York supported the change, as did Prime Minister David Cameron.” 18 Thus, the Supreme Soviet’s rejection of the motion means nothing: We will bring the motion up again as soon as the rules allow, if not sooner, 19 and we will keep re-voting until the politburo-approved result wins. In 2012, Martyn Percy huffed that “it is only a question of time before the Church of England will take this next step.” 20 Well, duh. Anything can be achieved with sufficient determination to ram it through. Faced with implacable opposition, church leaders, Percy said, have a “duty … not to be too patient.” This is not quite Stalinist,  but it is not attractive.

On the feast of St. Camillus de Lellis, priest, patron of doctors.


  1. Church of England’s Approval of Women Bishops ‘Obstacle’ to Christian Unity, National Catholic Register, July 16, 2014, (all online resources last visited July 17, 2014).
  2. Ibid.
  3. Church of England votes to allow women to become bishops, ABC News, July 15, 2014,
  4. Cf. Unitatis redintegratio, no. 3 (2d Vat. Co., 1964).
  5. See Article of Religion 25.
  6. See Arts. R. 28, 31.
  7. See Simon Dodd, The Church of England rejects women bishops, 2 MPA 253 (2012).
  8. “[F]or the brand stamped by ordination remains forever. The vocation and mission received on the day of his ordination permanently mark him.” CCC ¶ 1583 (“quia impressus ordinatione character manet semper. Vocatio et missio receptae die eius ordinationis eum permanenti modo signant”).
  9. Cf. Dodd, “The whole thing is preposterous, and not just for unbelievers who can’t quite get their heads around the notion that this is being debated at all.”, 2 MPA 48; Dodd, Altar girls, redux, ante, 4 MPA __ (2014).
  10. See, e.g. Gal 3:28
  11. Rev. Alexander Lucie-Smith, The Church of England’s vote for women bishops has created an insurmountable obstacle to unity, The Catholic Herald, July 15, 2014,
  12. Dodd, Church of England rejects, supra note 6.
  13. Indeed, bishops are priests. The Catholic priesthood is a participation in the one high-priesthood of Christ, which is “made present” in the world “through the ministerial priesthood,” CCC ¶ 1545, and the episcopate is the fullest degree of participation in that endeavor. See CCC ¶¶ 1555 et seq.; Apostolicæ curæ, supra, no. 29; see generally, e.g., Rev. Benedict Joseph, The Bishop Participating in the fullness of Christ’s Priesthood, Our Sunday Visitor, May 2, 2014,
  14. Church of England’s Approval, supra note 1.
  15. Naturally, the Ordinariates are busily taking steps to hoover up Anglicans fleeing the sinking ship. See Ordinariate reaches out to Anglicans after women bishops vote, The Catholic Herald, July 15, 2014,
  16. Apostolicæ curæ, supra, nos. 23 et seq., 33, 36 (citations and internal numbering omitted). It should be noted that what might be characterized as a dissenting opinion was filed by the Archbishop of Canterbury, titled Sæpius officio.
  17. Cf. Dodd, The Conservative Premise, 2 MPA 50, 53 (2012) (“the progressive mindset is an ever-present geological force. Like plates grinding together, in every age it presses to be in motion…. The job of the conservative is not to win, but to lose as little as possible at a time, to preserve as much as possible for as long as possible without risking a sudden and violent rupture”).
  18. Church of England’s Approval, supra note 1.
  19. You may recall that when the 2012 motion was defeated, we knew that “under the Church’s rules, the no-vote has effectively killed off the prospect of women bishops for another five years.” Richard Alleyne and John Bingham, Women bishops ‘in my lifetime’, insists Archbishop John Sentamu, The Telegraph, Nov. 20, 2012, Events have shown that what we didn’t know (because we are numerate) is that 2012+5=2014.
  20. Percy, Women bishops: a failure of leadership, The Telegraph, Nov. 21, 2012,

Thoughts re the Hobby Lobby decision

The notion that a person should be forced to purchase a product that they believe to be immoral is a charmless one for which no eulogies should be read nor requiems composed. Had the Supreme Court actually killed the so-called “contraceptive mandate” in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby, decided today, 1 we should say “good riddance.”

Joyous rumors of its demise, however, are greatly exaggerated. In fact, the court’s decision did little more than observe that, having riddled the mandate with exceptions, the administration’s insistence that one more exception couldn’t be made is laughable. “Laughable” isn’t the test under RFRA, but if you can barely make the argument with a straight face, that isn’t a good sign; what RFRA actually requires is that a federal regulation that “substantially burden[s] a person’s exercise of religion” must be “the least-restrictive means of furthering [a] compelling governmental interest.” 2 And how could a mandate be the least-restrictive means of accomplishing such an interest (assuming it exists) when so many are excused from that mandate?


At any rate, one of the themes advanced by critics of the Hobby Lobby decision is that favored whipping-boy of the left, the “corporation.” True enough, the case does present that as a threshold question: RFRA applies to “persons,” so: Is a corporation, even a closely-held corporation, a valid RFRA plaintiff? But the “corporations aren’t people” argument, emaciated at the best of times, doesn’t even leave the gate here. It is emaciated at the best of times because no one seriously doubts that “corporations have rights” (a euphemism, but one that will do); had the Bush administration raided the headquarters of a left-friendly corporation—say, Apple—without a warrant, no one would suggest that Apple was unable to raise fourth amendment claims against the raid because it is a corporation rather than an individual. 3 And it is a non-starter here for two reasons: First, because the Dictionary Act expressly includes corporations in the definition of “person” where a statute does not more narrowly define it, 4 which RFRA does not, and second, because the government (and the dissent) concede that corporations can be RFRA plaintiffs, instead advancing the specious theory that a non-profit corporation (such as the O Centro Espirita plaintiff, or, in a non-RFRA context, the Church of the Lukumi plaintiff) is a person capable of exercising religion yet a for-profit corporation is not. 5

What’s more, one must ask the critics whether, in a case brought by different and unincorporated plaintiffs, they would concede the answer to the second question. Remember, Hobby Lobby presents two questions: Can a closely-held corporation be a RFRA plaintiff, and if so, can these plaintiffs prevail on these RFRA claims? Unless one concedes that an unincorporated plaintiff would prevail on the second question, what difference does the question of the plaintiffs’ identity make? It’s tough to see the rhetoric about corporations as anything more than, well, rhetoric—an attempt to sweep the case into an existing political narrative, and a smokescreen to disguise the real sentiment, viz. “the wrong side won.”

The last critics’ theme worth mentioning is the notion that the owners of these companies are “deciding for each individual employee what’s right or wrong for them.” Poppycock. Faced with such nonsense, one might think that these were wrongful-termination cases or discrimination cases à la Ledbetter v. Goodyear. The issue is whether an employer should be forced to purchase for their employees a good or service to which the employer has a serious moral objection, not whether employees can choose to use those goods or services. Notably, the critics have been unable to identify any person, ever, anywhere, who has been terminated by Hobby Lobby for using contraceptives. That failure dooms this line of argument.

A variation of this theme is a lie advanced in Justice Ginsburg’s dissent: The decision will “deny legions of women who do not hold their employers’ beliefs  access to contraceptive coverage.” 6 This rhetorical flourish is at war with the basic timeline of the cases: The court is not cutting back on a right, it is, at most, restraining the government from forging forward. To the extent that the cases might be (mis)characterized as involving the rights of employees at all, they involve a right created by the government on April 16, 2012. 7 At its outside boundary, then, even if the decision were so sweeping as Ginsburg believes (which it isn’t), the absolute most that it could possibly do would be to roll things back to the status quo ante of April 15, 2012. And so, unless one can say that “women [lacked] … access to contraceptive coverage” on April 15, 2012, one cannot comprehend how restoring that regime could “deny” them access to it. Ginsburg’s statement rests on a false equivalence between “I’m not paying for that” and “you can’t do that,” a notion that the court has always rejected, 8 and that no serious person would entertain for a moment. The statement is therefore false and Ginsburg isn’t stupid enough to believe otherwise, which makes it nothing less than a lie.


What lies beneath all these criticisms, I suspect, is a failure of empathy. Perhaps I can help. Imagine that the administration decided that insofar as meat is good for one’s health, all employers will be required to provide meat to their employees or face ruinous punitive fees amounting to tens, even hundreds of millions of dollars every year. 9 The administration then hands out generous exceptions to its donors and favored constituencies while insisting that it neither can nor will make exceptions for vegetarian employers who have an ethical objection to the production and consumption of meat.

When the vegetarian employers sue, the administration and its defenders wheel out crass populist rhetoric to complain that the vegetarians are trying to deprive their employers of a federal health benefits, that the vegetarians are trying to impose their meat-free ideology on their employees, and are improperly trying to make choices for their employees that properly belong to the employees. If the vegetarians don’t want to eat meat, that’s up to them—but they have no right to “force” that choice upon their employees, which they do, of course, by refusing to buy their employees meat, notwithstanding that the employees can still buy meat with their own money and no one has ever even alleged, let alone proven, that they were fired by one of the vegetarian employers for buying meat with their own money.

When the courts rule for the vegetarians, the administration and its defenders squeal about judicial activism.

That hypothetical is the gravamen of Hobby Lobby. If you don’t see a moral problem in that hypothetical, then (and only then) might you be at liberty to side with the government.


  1. The opinion is available online at this link:
  2. 42 U.S.C. §§2000bb–1(a), (b).
  3. Yet that is precisely the catch-22 in which the government would ensnare the plaintiffs. As the court puts it: “HHS contends that neither these companies nor their owners can even be heard under RFRA. According to HHS, the companies cannot sue because they seek to make a profit for their owners, and the owners cannot be heard because the regulations, at least as a formal matter, apply only to the companies and not to the owners as individuals.” In other words, the plaintiffs cannot bring suit in their corporate identity because the corporation (unlike the owners) do not have RFRA rights, but nor can they bring suit in their personal identity because the owners (unlike the corporation) are not the immediate target of the penalties. If that argument has any force in any context, a closely-held corporation is not it.
  4. See 1 U.S.C. § 1.
  5. See slip op., at 20-21.
  6. Slip op., at 8 (Ginsburg, J., dissenting).
  7. See 77 Fed. Reg. 8725 (Feb. 15, 2012).
  8. Cf. Harris v. McRae, 448 U.S. 297 (1980).
  9. If the Hobby Lobby plaintiffs “do not comply, they will pay a very heavy price—as much as $1.3 million per day, or about $475 million per year, in the case of one of the companies. If these consequences do not amount to a substantial burden, it is hard to see what would.” Slip op., at 2.

Altar girls, redux

Traditionally, altar service was a male-only business, 1 but females have been permitted to serve the ordinary form since the early 1990s, subject to the general approval of the bishop and ad hoc approval of the celebrant of the particular Mass at which they are to be employed. 2 “Altar girls” have remained controversial ever since, especially in conservative/traditionalist/Trad circles. 3

Against that backdrop, Father Zuhlsdorf notes a new survey that finds some 82% of ordinands of the class of 2014 once served as altar boys. 4 That is good, and it certainly supports the suggestion that if you want to foster vocations to the priesthood in your parishes, encourage boys to serve. But Fr. Zuhlsdorf’s suggestion is, instead, “[i]f you want to foster vocations to the priesthood in your parishes, have all-male service in the sanctuary,” which is a leap of logic: It makes sense only if we assume that permitting girls to serve diminishes the number of boys who serve. That is an unexamined assumption, as I have said before, and a counterintuitive one.

Received wisdom has it that a moderate is someone who, being in the middle of the road, is apt to get mowed down by traffic heading in both directions. By that measure, I suppose, I am a moderate on the question of altar girls, although I prefer to think, for reasons that will become clear, that I am less moderate than undecided. Two years ago, I offered support for Fr. John Lakeit, Rector of Phoenix’s Ss. Simon & Jude Cathedral, who incurred the wrath of liberal catholics by returning the Cathedral to the traditional male-only altar service. 5 Fr. Lankeit did so because we need more priests and vocations flourish in dioceses, parishes, and religious orders “where they have the clear honoring of the distinction and the complementarity of men and women….” 6 And in turn, I did so because it is clear that altar service is apt to encourage boys to recognize a vocation to the priesthood, it is arguable that female servers might discourage boys from serving at the altar, and because we need more men to accept their call to the priesthood, we should support (or at very least defer to) any means that seem reasonably-calculated to serve that goal. One would expect, I wrote at the time, that “early returns would appear within a matter of a few years if not a few months,” which is precisely what happened. 7. The program continues to bear fruit, which suggests that it works. 8

Nevertheless, I do not reject altar girls on principle, as some do. 9 Nor am I convinced (yet) that substantial evidence bridges the gap jumped by Zuhlsdorf et al. I support Lankeit’s program and defer to his judgment that suppressing female altar service will help, and I stand ready to offer deferential support to any priest who makes the same decision. But I am unwilling to fault a priest who allows altar girls, so long as the decision is reasoned rather than reflexive.

Truth to tell, I retain some doubt on the point as an original matter, which is to say that were it my decision (that is, were I a priest or bishop: God help you all!), I would not necessarily suppress female altar service within my bailiwick. On the one hand, if the progressives’ arguments from things such as Galatians 3:28 and Gaudium et spes have any force at all, it is at least this: Lay ministries should, generally and all else being equal, be open to all who wish to serve. On the other hand, principled opposition to the use of altar girls is possible, grounded on the facts that they fly in the face of the Church’s constant tradition and that those who advocated their introduction were motivated, at least in part, by a desire to overturn the Church’s teaching on the ordination of women.

I have not previously resolved these competing considerations, and decline to do so today. For now, what matters is this: If one seeks to ground opposition to altar girls not on the facts just mentioned but rather on their effect on vocations, one makes the question conditional on the empirical question of whether that effect is negative. And on that question, good empirical data is scarce—which would be fine, except that, all too often, and not wanting to acknowledge that that question is empirical, we argue by competing anecdote. (I say that when I was that age, I wanted to be where girls were; you say that when you were that age, you wanted nothing to do with girls; we both shrug and assume that the other person is aberrational, absolutely nothing of use to the debate emerges, and the debate remains precisely where it was when we began.) Accordingly, a drop of Lankeit’s experiment is worth an ocean of the unjustifiable and condescending certainty that we see in other quarters, precisely because such experiments produce real data, useful data. Other priests can (and probably should) look at Lankeit’s success and rationally conclude that they should try it too.

(Digression: One might think that all this would be of interest to USCCB or Pew, which might helpfully do some systematic empirical work on the point.)

I would close by reiterating what I said in my original post: “In my view, the Church should, as a general rule, welcome the talents and contributions of women in every way that is appropriate and possible,” but that this general rule must give way if it “clash[es] with other general rules and create[s] a competition of needs.” If altar girls drive out altar boys, the need to foster vocations supplies an overriding imperative that they be removed, and if they attract altar boys, there is an overriding imperative that they be allowed. And because the data do not yet persuasively answer the question, we should support and commend experimentation and empirical work, notwithstanding personal misgivings.



  1. See Inæstimabile donum, no. 18, 72 AAS 331, 338 (CDW, 1980).
  2. See Redemptionis sacramentum, no. 47, 96 AAS 549, 565-66 (CDW, 2004); Letter regarding admission of girls, adult women and women religious to serve alongside boys as servers in the Liturgy, 37 Notitiae 421 (CDW 2001) (prot. n. 2451/00/L), available at (last visited May 21, 2014) (episcopal approval “may not, in any way, exclude men or, in particular, boys from service at the altar, nor require that priests of the diocese would make use of female altar servers”).
  3. The distinctions between those groups, as I understand them, is explained in Simon Dodd, Conservatives, traditionalists, and Traditional Catholics, Motu Proprio, May 19, 2014,
  4. Rev. John Zuhlsdorf, Key stats for vocations to the priesthood – POLLS, Fr. Z’s Blog (formerly WDTPRS), May 18, 2014, In 2012, it was 75%. See The Class of 2012:Survey of Ordinands to the Priesthood, p.24, available at (last visited May 21, 2014).
  5. Straight talk on altar girls, 1 MPA 60 (2012).
  6. Phoenix cathedral’s policy change on altar servers ignites discussion, The Catholic Review, Aug. 25, 2011,
  7. See An update on Father Lankeit’s vocations program, 2 MPA 24 (2012).
  8. See Simon Dodd, Another update on Fr. Lankeit’s vocations program, Motu Proprio, May 23, 2014,
  9. Critics often perceive a nasty strain of gynophobia in some Trad and conservative circles; to the extent it exists, I do not subscribe to it.

Still Alive

Musicam novam præsento. Cued by my post here about the resurrection of the ISEE3 probe, I thought I’d take a shot at Still Alive; if there’s any context in which my reedy voice seems appropriate, it’s GLaDOS’ plaintive narration to this, Portal‘s endsong.

There are some new friends on this one and a couple of new techniques, too. The new friends are Minimal Systems’ take on the 1176, the Punch, Variety of Sound’s take on the LA2A, the Thrillseeker LA, and AXP’s Fender Frontman softamp, the FM25. (Lurking in the background of the guitar track is a bit of Aradaz White, a VST that has lurked in the inventory for a while without hitherto making it into the mix.) I also tried a couple of things in tracking and mixing that I haven’t done before. I tracked the acoustic guitars with two mics, a condenser aimed at the twelfth fret and a dynamic aimed at the bridge, and blended in the latter to pep up the former. The new (to me) mixing technique is how the bass track is handled. Everything else having been done to it, the final bass track was printed to a stem and cloned into two tracks: “Bass notched” and “bass notch” The former track has a notch filter to exclude much of the frequency space occupied by the kick drum, and, unsurprisingly, the latter is bandpassed to include everything that’s missing in the former. When both tracks are on, you have the whole sound of the bass; mute the “notch” track and you carve out room for the kick. We then sidechain the notch track, keyed to the kick drum, so every time the kick hits, the level is reduced just in those frequencies. The result is that we’re carving out of the bassline only the space needed, leaving most of it intact and limiting any pumping effect from the compression.



Another update on Fr. Lankeit’s vocations program

In 2011 and 2012, I noted and voiced support for the decision of Father John Lankeit, rector of the Cathedral of Ss. Simon & Jude in Phoenix, AZ, to end the cathedral’s two-decade experiment with allowing female altar servers. See Straight talk on altar girls, 1 MPA 60 (2012). The idea was to stimulate vocations, and initial returns were promising. See An update on Father Lankeit’s vocations program, 2 MPA 24 (2012). But the internet has a short memory, and I haven’t heard anything more, so I thought it worthwhile to contact Fr. Lankeit and ask how things are going.

Good news, everybody! With his permission, I reproduce his reply. He writes:

We have definitely seen an increase in the number of boys serving, particularly at our school Mass. Prior to the change, it felt like pulling teeth to get a half-dozen altar boys to serve the school Mass. During this past school year, I had 23 altar boys at one Mass. But it’s not only about numbers. I am confident that we have the most reverent, most well-trained altar boys in the diocese. There are “sparks” of interest in vocations among some of them. But you are correct to suggest that what we are doing is preparing the soil and planting the seeds. Vocations are not a direct result of “programs” or policies, but rather, a call from the Lord. To the extent that we can pave a clearer pathway from the Lord to the heart of a young man by helping him discern the full gamut of vocational possibilities, we are on the right track.

Some other wonderful developments:

1) We have a girls intercessory prayer group for young ladies aged 11-18 called the “Little Flowers of St. Therese”. These young ladies intercede regularly for me, for the parish, for the Church, etc. They were instrumental in supporting my efforts to establish Perpetual Adoration at the Cathedral. The past couple of years, they are the only representative group of laypeople (aside from those serving in the sanctuary) who participate in our (small, modified) procession during our televised Corpus Christi Mass. They are also part of the representative group (aside from those serving in the sanctuary) who venerate the Cross during our Good Friday televised liturgy (along with professed religious sisters). I had one little girl who made it very clear to me in the three months leading up to her 11th birthday that she couldn’t wait to join. So, it has not just been an effort to put the possibility of a consecrated vocation in the Church on the boys’ radar screen. The Little Flowers does the same for girls, without violating God-given sexual differentiation. These girls are truly prayer warriors (see below).

We have a very large diocesan event each October called the “Arizona Rosary Celebration”. The event begins with a very large procession of “altar servers” followed by the minsters and the bishop(s). There were hundreds of “altar servers”—boys and girls—processing in together. To see many of the girls in surplice and cassock (a clerical vestment), next to many boys in plain albs—all mixed together—was truly a picture of confusion. But here was the beautiful thing. Following the “altar servers” and immediately preceding the bishop(s) and ministers, was a group of our Little Flowers in black tops/skirts, white veils, with hands folded in prayer wrapped in Rosaries. The exaltation of feminine dignity could not have been clearer.

At one point, just prior to the procession, it was reported to me that a female “altar server” approached our Little Flowers and said something along the lines of, “Like, is that, like, what you wear when you, like, serve at the altar?” One of the Little Flowers responded politely, “We don’t serve at the altar.” The female “altar server” said, “Then, like, what are you?” The Little Flower responded, “We’re prayer warriors!” I wasn’t there to witness the exchange, but could not have been prouder of the Little Flower.

2) In addition to the increase in boys serving at the altar, we have also had an increase in adult men, including fathers of some of the altar boys who serve with their sons, and college students from a nearby university. There has been an emasculation of the Church in so many places in recent decades, which is, frankly, unfair to the wives/mothers who must assume spiritual leadership in the family when there is a (spiritually) absentee father. The fact that men are attracted to serving at the altar is an antidote to more than just the priestly vocation issue. It encourages men to be true men in the family as well.

So, we simply provide the avenue for the Lord’s still, small voice to reach more of our boys and girls by providing them ways to serve the Lord in ways that honor who they are. Whether or not I am here to share in the harvest is really out of my hands. But I have a duty to till the soil and plant the seeds. And, so far, some of the seeds are showing signs of sprouts.

It’s a thing of beauty.  God bless you, and please pray for us.

This is delightful to read! Hats off to Fr. Lankeit, and let us pray for the continuing success of his work.